ME AND MY THIRTY OUGHT SIX (c) copyright 1995 W.J. Bethancourt III I like to punch holes in pieces of paper At a thousand yards or so Me and my thirty ought six have a good time That's where I like to go I don't care for fishing, and I don't drink at all Nor camping far out in the sticks I just like to punch holes in pieces of paper Me and my thirty ought six! I'm not a redneck, I wear my hair long And I've got a college degree I like to read books, and I don't beat my wife I protect the ecology I'm not a right-wing militia fanatic But I do like to get my kicks Punching small holes in pieces of paper Me and my thirty ought six! I've never shot anyone, nor has my gun I try to be good every day I don't understand why I have to be punished By taking my firearm away Am I some kind of rabid, unspeakable beast 'Cause my fav'rite relaxing trick Is punching small holes in pieces of paper Me and my thirty ought six? So please, Mr. Congressman, think about me As you sit 'neath the Capitol dome I'm just one guy of two hundred million Sitting back here at home I'm no one important, I'm not very rich But -I VOTE- on Elections Day's mix: Punching small holes in pieces of paper .... Me and my thirty ought six!