We cannnot confirm nor deny that rabidly hostile allegation. The peace-loving peoples of the Greater Dark Horde Co-Prosperity Sphere wish only for space to pasture their animals and exist in our timeless nomadic folkways, with folk dancing and quiet intellectual gatherings in the quaintly decorated yurts of our fathers.

We are peace-loving pastoral nomads with no territorial ambitions, and our army is steadfastly only for opposing agression and banditry.

Surrender now.