White Witch Flying Ointment ® is simply the best there is. We make it from an old recipe (a portion of which is pictured) found in a hand lettered ms. that our representatives discovered in the basement of an old home in fabled Arkham, Mass., USA.

We immediately consulted with the appropriate scholars at nearby Miskatonic University, and were told that this indeed was the fabled "flying ointment" used by ancient witches.

Tests were conducted (though not without accidents ..... Captain Joseph Willoghby Jr., USAF will never be the same after having his F-14 outpaced by a small cocker spaniel several thousand feet in the air) and appropriate mixtures (and substitutions) were developed.

What remains is an improved, extra-strength flying ointment that is perfect for levitations, broomsticking, and any other aerial needs of the modern witch.

White Witch Flying Ointment ® can be purchased at better Occult Shops all over the world.

It is not yet approved by the FDA, and sales are restricted to customers over 21 years of age in possession of the proper Broomstick permits (Class AAA or equivalent) as might be required in their local jurisdictions.

The manuscript giving the original formula is hand lettered / painted on vellum, and seems to date from the early Twelfth Century CE. It is written in a kind of dog-Latin, using many words and expressions from Old French, Middle High German and several words found only in certain ms. relating to the Elder Gods.

It consists of fourteen pages of rhymed couplets, executed with a surprising amount of education and erudition.

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666 SALVE is designed for the warmer aspects of the Millenium. Don't be caught unprepared!

Earth Changes and Ozone Depletion could lead to painful sunburn. This Salve will block the harmful Q-Rays and you will be able to pursue your day to day activities with no problems.