My name is Hane. Sam Hane. I'm a detective here in Arkham, and my beat is the wierd.

My office specializes in occult crimes and the paranormal. We have access to the Miskatonic University Library, the largest collection of esoterica in North America, and maintain a staff of experienced psychics and persons of specialized knowledge.

We are in constant contact with others in our field all over the world, and list the famed Diana Tregarde as one of our consultants.

If you have a problem that you believe is rooted in the occult; if you cannot get help from "normal" channels; and ESPECIALLY if you run into the following key words and sigils as being associated with the problems you are having, CONTACT US!

Cthulhu - The Goat With A Thousand Young - Hastur - The Yellow Sign - "Iä! Iä!" - The King In Yellow - Li Feng - "Dr." I. Mabuse - Semprini - al Azif - O Abar - Gort - Necronomicon - Irene Adler - Fu Manchu - Muck Olla - R'lyeh - Nephren Ka - Zi Dingir Ana Kanpa, Zi Dingir Kia Kanpa - Ankh Sen Amen - Nitokris - Satanas - Azathoth - Yog-Sothoth - Yuggoth - Trapezohedron - Shoggoth - Alahazred - Bu - Dark Brotherhood - The Great Bird - The Elder Order of Darkness - Alaghbdth - Nightgaunt - "Cthulhu f'tagn!" - Illuminatti - Ahrimanic Saints - Black Masons - The Great God Samm - The Elder Brothers - Sarnath - The IRS - Achmed Bey - The Order of Dagon - "Rama Lama Ding Dong" - The Cthulhu Coalition - God Cip - Thulsa Doom - The Queen of the Universe World Tour

A Biography of Sam Hane Our Strangest Case The Apparatus of Dr. Mabuse The Universal Conspiracy Against Everything The Unaußprechlichen Kulten Web Page A History Of The Necronomicon CultMaster 2000 CD ROM How To Be An Evil Cultist Pegasus Publishing Other Occult Detectives

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